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   messageicon I feel I have an on and off relationship with clothes.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 14:22 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's the 100th year anniversary of Titanic and all that but aren't the Italians going a bit far with their tribute?
←Rate | 01-18-2012 06:06 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Among words that sound dirty but aren't, I think "kumquat" is my favorite.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 10:45 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
←Rate | 01-19-2012 04:49 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have just found out that yelling "I'm gonna scissor you!" at someone isn't as threatening as I first thought...
←Rate | 02-23-2012 10:43 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon just reading this article on body language, and I was really surprised at how much you can tell about a person just by there hands. For example, if you're trying to talk to someone, and their hands are around your neck, then they probably slightly upset
←Rate | 02-10-2012 15:33 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook
←Rate | 05-17-2012 10:50 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?
←Rate | 01-23-2012 05:01 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend has been looking for a tampon that fits her properly for years. She's finally given up and thrown in the towel
←Rate | 01-19-2012 09:32 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I just feel like putting my head down, curling my arms in and falling forward to the ground... 'Cos that's the way I roll!
←Rate | 01-09-2012 04:32 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make the little things count. Teach midgets maths
←Rate | 05-18-2012 10:43 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 04:44 by Stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's called a walkie talkie,. How come a vacuum isn't called a Pushy sucky?
←Rate | 01-25-2012 07:13 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon just seen on news a midget got pickpocketed, how could anyone stoop so low?
←Rate | 06-30-2012 14:54 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can only hope that they divide us by music genres.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 14:16 by stalk_me Comments (0)  


   messageicon My teacher always said to me; " nothing is impossible!" He he I showed them, I've been doing it for years
←Rate | 05-18-2012 10:44 by stalk_me Comments (0)  



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