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   messageicon Soccer: 90 minutes of no strategy, no intrigue, and no scoring.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 15:31 by Quartz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I diet, I lose weight in my face and middle first. So basically after a month or so, the only thing people see are my arms, legs, and moobs.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 11:24 by Quartz Comments (0)  


   messageicon My woman is basking in the glow of my majestic presence=My woman is enjoying the shade provided by my enormous belly.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 15:35 by Quartz Comments (0)  



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