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   messageicon I was at the grocery store in the flower department and this guy picking out his own flowers said to me “It’s so crazy that you have to spend so much money on something that’s just gonna die” to which I replied “And you gotta buy them flowers”
←Rate | 08-25-2019 15:41 by PongLenis Comments (0)  

   messageicon Congrats on your recent weight loss! Now if only you could cardio your way to a better face
←Rate | 06-13-2019 10:02 by PongLenis Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry this card’s a bit late, but I guess you used to think you showed up a bit late... like bad decisions and condoms. Congrats on your new baby!
←Rate | 06-13-2019 10:00 by PongLenis Comments (0)  


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