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   messageicon "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"
←Rate | 08-25-2015 07:10 by Pete Comments (0)  

   messageicon "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go"
←Rate | 08-25-2015 07:13 by Pete Comments (0)  

   messageicon thankful Sandy decided to help out with the yardwork and blow my leaf piles down the road!
←Rate | 10-29-2012 21:03 by Pete Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its one of those «Depends» mornings.... That's where you have to pee real bad and don't want to get out of bed. But if you had «Depends» on you probably wouldnt;;;;;;;
←Rate | 01-14-2012 12:36 by Pete Comments (0)  


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