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   messageicon Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day when they are lying in hospitals, dying of nothing
←Rate | 11-07-2011 18:44 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2012 doesn't mean the end of the world. It just means its time to buy a new Mayan calendar...that's how a f*cking calendar works. It ends.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 18:06 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon What concert ticket costs 0.45 cents? .... 50 cent Feat. Nickleback....
←Rate | 01-13-2012 20:09 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 22:30 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had my family tree done… turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 17:52 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is one vision that gives me constant happiness, your two enormous breasts
←Rate | 01-10-2012 11:09 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was the richest person in the world...I'd trade it all in for a little more.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 08:59 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did
←Rate | 10-27-2011 00:54 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 18:45 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a cab driver in Paris. The man smelled like a guy eating cheese while getting a permanent inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 22:28 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say I'm afraid of commitment, but maybe it's you that's afraid of total uncertainty.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 08:50 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon God created sex. Priests created marriage
←Rate | 01-07-2012 15:39 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 00:57 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently there is a limit to how long you can wait to exhale ♥ rip whitney houston
←Rate | 02-11-2012 20:45 by NJS Comments (0)  



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