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   messageicon When a cashier asks if you found everything you were looking for, take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, "I have now."
←Rate | 08-17-2017 08:41 by Moose42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Going thru my friends list and deleting every 5th person because statistically speaking, they have an STD.
←Rate | 02-14-2020 08:30 by Moose42 Comments (0)  


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