Miladyvictorian Funny Status Messages

   Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

   My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...

   ATTENTION ALL WHO WORK WITH THE PUBLIC--everyone is stuck in stupid mode today, a smack to the back of the head should trigger the reset button!

   I am totally convinced that my place of employment is just a fancy name for Purgatory

   After a certain point, the 'F' on the thermometer no longer stands for Fahrenheit.

   Smile, it makes your butt look smaller.

   "Help, I've fallen and can't get up. No, wait! It's comfy down here. Can someone pass me a pillow? And the remote

   Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.

   a social drinker. You're having one? Well so-cial I!

   Wonders why there are so many people with cranial rectal inversion ?

   Thanks to the economy my wallet is emptier than a potato chip bag at a Weight Watchers meeting!

   Just found out about the Pokémon Go app today and downloaded it. No disrespect intended BUT....I find enough shizzle on my own without blindly following this app that led me into dog poo in my neighbors front yard.

   Discussion of Corvettes. Making people argue and act little weinies since 2013.