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   messageicon A man's idea of helping with the housework is lifting his legs so you can vacuum...
←Rate | 01-12-2011 07:44 by Mandy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The sexual position, more commonly known as 69 will now be known as 96. Due to the economy, it now costs more to eat out than it use to.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 07:31 by Mandy Comments (0)  

   messageicon There needs to be free birth control handed out at welfare offices...agreed??
←Rate | 01-04-2011 14:19 by Mandy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today my allergies came up to me, punched me in the face and said "Hi B%tch! Miss Me?"
←Rate | 03-05-2010 10:22 by Mandy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I began to slip while going to my car but turned it into a fantastic Moonwalk I got skills!
←Rate | 01-12-2011 07:28 by Mandy Comments (4)  

   messageicon A chinese couple had a black baby guess what they named him? Sum ting wong
←Rate | 01-12-2011 07:38 by Mandy Comments (4)  

   messageicon It's funny how guys are always looking for a Barbie, when most of them aren't Kens themselves.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 10:57 by Mandy Comments (0)  


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