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   messageicon whoa they've gone way too far when they disarm Elmer Fudd
←Rate | 06-10-2020 01:09 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hypocrisy seldom gets the contempt that it deserves
←Rate | 08-01-2020 20:44 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know if we have any wiggle room when it comes to the 6ft distances rule?
←Rate | 09-18-2020 03:04 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My behavior during the Pandemic should earn me the Nobel Peace Prize
←Rate | 06-29-2020 01:53 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know if Santa will be sending out a progress report?
←Rate | 07-28-2020 21:20 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gotta stop taking that Ambian for sleep. When I went to sleep we all agreed that Segregation was wrong. I woke up this morning and it’s ok again? What did I miss
←Rate | 09-14-2020 16:47 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon During the quarantine we got a better chance of seeing Bigfoot than Howie Mandel
←Rate | 07-01-2020 00:08 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If $1200 was crumbs. What is $600 a bite
←Rate | 12-22-2020 20:01 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who has the guts to tell Shaquille O’Neal that the General has been seen riding around with Snoop Dogg?
←Rate | 06-22-2020 16:23 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me get this straight. I should wear a mask, gloves, sunglasses and a hat. That sounds more like a disguise to me
←Rate | 07-03-2020 15:40 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News Adam Schiff has proof that one of Donald Trumps kids is the missing Lindbergh baby
←Rate | 07-07-2020 20:07 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the Pandemic Shutdown of 2020 was organized by Keyser Soze
←Rate | 09-19-2020 22:32 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the fine for not wearing a mask is $100 for the first time. Does anyone know where I can get a season pass?
←Rate | 08-12-2020 02:42 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon They need to change all of the street signs on my street. It seems that stop, yield and speed limits have no effect. They should change them to “safe Drivers save 40%
←Rate | 07-18-2020 16:51 by Lonnie Comments (0)  



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