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   messageicon Hypocrisy seldom gets the contempt that it deserves
←Rate | 08-01-2020 20:44 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon whoa they've gone way too far when they disarm Elmer Fudd
←Rate | 06-10-2020 01:09 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know if Santa will be sending out a progress report?
←Rate | 07-28-2020 21:20 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My behavior during the Pandemic should earn me the Nobel Peace Prize
←Rate | 06-29-2020 01:53 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon During the quarantine we got a better chance of seeing Bigfoot than Howie Mandel
←Rate | 07-01-2020 00:08 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me get this straight. I should wear a mask, gloves, sunglasses and a hat. That sounds more like a disguise to me
←Rate | 07-03-2020 15:40 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who has the guts to tell Shaquille O’Neal that the General has been seen riding around with Snoop Dogg?
←Rate | 06-22-2020 16:23 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News Adam Schiff has proof that one of Donald Trumps kids is the missing Lindbergh baby
←Rate | 07-07-2020 20:07 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon They need to change all of the street signs on my street. It seems that stop, yield and speed limits have no effect. They should change them to “safe Drivers save 40%
←Rate | 07-18-2020 16:51 by Lonnie Comments (0)  



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