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   messageicon suggests: The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:45 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  

   messageicon demands: BRING ME THE HEADS OF MY ENEMIES!!! Or some cupcakes. Whichever.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:41 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the McDonald's Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:46 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  

   messageicon keeps a lighter in my back pocket at all times. I'm not a smoker; I just really like certain songs.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:52 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  

   messageicon did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a whiffle ball bat, So....
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:48 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  

   messageicon here to tell you, honey, that I'm bad to the bone. B-b-b-b-bad.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:43 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  

   messageicon believes it was Plato who once shared this sage advice: You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin'
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:53 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  


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