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   messageicon I think that if I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, for the irony.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 08:29 by Kevin Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering, if you get Mickey Mouse ears at Disney World, what do you get at Dollywood?
←Rate | 06-16-2009 18:43 by Kevin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook keeps asking me, "What's on your mind?", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 17:02 by Kevin Comments (0)  

   messageicon I cheered for the Bears, they lost. I cheered for the Jets, they lost. I'm going to start cheering for al-Qaeda.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 17:01 by Kevin Comments (2)  

   messageicon If you pull them up high enough, any underwear becomes a thong.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 08:34 by Kevin Comments (0)  

   messageicon likes "Mad Libs" because it is (adjective).
←Rate | 09-02-2010 18:09 by Kevin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can everyone just go n help get all the water out of BP's oil!! Thanx!!
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:31 by kevin Comments (0)  

   messageicon thought "John & Kate Plus 8" sounded like a porno-- Now, definitely, "Kate Plus 8" really sounds like one.
←Rate | 10-02-2009 16:38 by Kevin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on Viagra? Yep, it was an open casket funeral.
←Rate | 06-06-2010 18:50 by Kevin Comments (0)  


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