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   messageicon It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans.
←Rate | 08-22-2012 00:45 by Joedaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
←Rate | 08-17-2012 16:42 by joedaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place.
←Rate | 08-18-2012 04:42 by Joedaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I cover myself in vasoline and pretend I'm a slug.
←Rate | 08-17-2012 14:38 by Joedaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ask Romney to name the ramen flavors since he knows the struggle.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 00:00 by Joedaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
←Rate | 08-22-2012 23:15 by Joedaddy Comments (1)  

   messageicon going downtown to throw snowballs at random pedestrians in an,attempt to make a couple friends who understand what I'm going through.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 15:52 by joedaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon A man came to my door and asked if I would make a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
←Rate | 08-17-2012 15:52 by Joedaddy Comments (1)  

   messageicon balloons are so weird. "happy birthday, here's a rubber sack of my breath."
←Rate | 06-03-2013 21:57 by joedaddy Comments (0)  


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