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   messageicon So, ummm, Rihanna? Could you please give me a little variety in your music? I swear, woman -- ALL of your songs have the same beat and consists of you repeating multiple words multiple times. Work on that.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 16:23 by Jac Comments (0)  

   messageicon My superpower is waking up more tired than before I slept.
←Rate | 08-16-2013 18:39 by jac Comments (0)  

   messageicon With all the accomplishments of science like mapping the gnome, spaceships on planets, etc.. You think someone would be able to devise a toothpaste that didn't make orange juice taste like ass. Just sayin'
←Rate | 04-26-2011 21:58 by JAC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Psycho is the new normal
←Rate | 09-05-2013 22:12 by jac Comments (0)  

   messageicon My costume's too short, I had to shave my asshole
←Rate | 10-25-2013 18:46 by jac Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, now that K-State and Kentucky have lost (as did Kansas and Villanova)... and considering Obama had them ALL in his "Final Four", it's pretty safe to say that this just adds to the things he's WRONG about.
←Rate | 03-27-2010 23:57 by Jac Comments (0)  


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