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   messageicon Obama slogan went from " Yes We Can" to " Thought We Could".
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:20 by ILL Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well now sweetie I'm not an asshole. I just don't care, there's a big difference.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:23 by ILL Comments (0)  

   messageicon For the whole month of November I'll be starting a new business. I'm going to give out free rebound sex to all of the heart broken females out there. I know.... I know.... It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:21 by ILL Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you just hate it when you hop out the shower & the first thing you feel is that" I have to doo doo feeling " I swear poop has no respect at all !!!!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 01:33 by ILL Comments (0)  


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