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   messageicon If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
←Rate | 07-30-2009 00:15 by David B Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
←Rate | 07-30-2009 00:18 by David B Comments (0)  

   messageicon my son Xander (5) got in trouble and sent to his room. He comes out a few minutes later and tried to bribe me into letting him out by give me a $1 bill. A lesser man would have succombed I tell you.....
←Rate | 02-28-2010 09:12 by David B Comments (1)  

   messageicon put a dyslexic joke on FB. Unfortunately, I have some dyslexic friends. I never heard the den of it from them!
←Rate | 03-23-2010 22:04 by David B Comments (0)  

   messageicon So if I get stopped by a cop in AZ and they ask me "Papers" and I respond "Scissors!", who wins?
←Rate | 05-20-2010 21:48 by David B Comments (0)  


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