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X says my son Xander (5) got in trouble and sent to his room. He comes out a few minutes later and tried to bribe me into letting him out by give me a $1 bill. A lesser man would have succombed I tell you.....
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←Rate | 02-28-2010 09:12 by David B | Tags: Approved

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Sunday February 28, 2010 @ 10:47 AM

LOL I would have gave in.

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