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   messageicon why cant women love me for who I am! They only see that I'm young, handsome, Good looking, rich and famous, suceessful, independent, sexy as hell, ect.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:58 by Danny Chao Comments (0)  

   messageicon next time I get in a relationship I'm gonna ask better questions like "Do you have cacaroaches in your house? Do you have a job? Do you like to milk men for all they got? And do you know how to cook anything other than Hot Pockets? Did you graduate?"
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:35 by Danny Chao Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love going to the gym. They have free internet!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:53 by Danny Chao Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have the New Evo by Sprint. They told me this is a smart phone. I said "yeah yeah yeah" I didnt believe him until this morning when my phone woke me up, got me dressed, brushed my teeth, made me breakfast, warmed my car, locked the door, ect!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:45 by Danny Chao Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ive been looking for my phone for over 3 hours. I cant find it nowhere! This happened ever since I downloaded this new app from Android called "HIDE AND SEEK".
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:16 by Danny Chao Comments (0)  

   messageicon Agrees that "You can If you "turn it on" your monkey ass better "turn it off". If you "drop it" your clumsy ass better "pick it up". If you "broke it" your stupid ass better "fix it". If you "lost it" your forgetful ass better "find it"
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:29 by Danny Chao Comments (0)  


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