Funny Status Message #38581
X is Agrees that "You can If you "turn it on" your monkey ass better "turn it off". If you "drop it" your clumsy ass better "pick it up". If you "broke it" your stupid ass better "fix it". If you "lost it" your forgetful ass better "find it"
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