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   messageicon If you're a midget, and you don't dress up as a leprechaun and hand out chocolate gold coins for Halloween, you're just being selfish!
←Rate | 10-13-2011 00:50 by CurtDaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wonders if Johnny Manziel realized when he signed up to be an Aggie that A&M stands for Agricultural & Mechanical, Not Autographs & Money.
←Rate | 08-06-2013 21:47 by CurtDaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Titty Bars are the male version of window shopping.... You can't afford what you are looking at, but you sure can see yourself in it!
←Rate | 11-15-2011 21:06 by CurtDaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm like a cold-cut of amazing sandwiched between two pieces of awesome! Charlie Sheen 2011
←Rate | 03-02-2011 08:15 by CurtDaddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Song # 1 in Lebron's Ipod is.....I'm In MIAMI B**CH!
←Rate | 07-08-2010 22:29 by CurtDaddy Comments (0)  


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