Cornholio Funny Status Messages

   Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman's boots...

   Do you think that illegal immigration is a real problem?          A. Yes------- 20%          B.  No-------- 10%          C. No comprende---70%

   Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

   If you can read thank a teacher. If you can read in English, thank a Marine.

   I know Karate!.........and, like 2 other Japanese words.

   Hubert J. Schlafly Jr., inventer of the teleprompter has died....President Obama said to be speechless...

   I'm thinking that Barney Frank's boyfriend already had a position at Fanny....

   Today is National Marijuana Day. A day when…uh…wow, Wolf Blitzer is SO funny.