Corinne1957 Funny Status Messages

   Good News! Gas is supposed to drop under $3/gal! Now we can afford to drive by the job we used to have, the home we used to own & the bank we used to have money in....

   Rep. Todd Akin has decided to stay in the race. Is that really surprising - a guy who knows so little about the female body, doesn't know when to pull out?

   Ok, give the Southwest Airlines pilot a break....at least he woke up the air traffic controllers!

   Chris Brown: If you had only used Whips & Chains, instead of Sticks & Stones, you may have avoided jail time...

   overheard in the Oval Office: "If Bristol Palin wins tonight, we bomb Alaska in 10 minutes."