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   messageicon loves giving home made gifts... so which one of the kids you want?
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:38 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 10:42 by BunnyGuts Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinks everybody makes mistakes. Just ask ur mom and dad
←Rate | 09-28-2009 14:34 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon just had my vision checked. My hindsight was 20/20. My foresight is legally blind
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:38 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon doesn't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:51 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tiger Woods: "I regret leaving Buddhism for Bootyism".
←Rate | 02-19-2010 12:43 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon refuses to vacuum anymore until they make a ride-on
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:16 by bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:20 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon took the road less traveled and now she's lost.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 10:41 by BunnyGuts Comments (0)  

   messageicon just stole this status from someone who stole it from someone else !!
←Rate | 10-16-2009 10:34 by BunnyGuts Comments (0)  

   messageicon knew she was nuts when squirrels started looking at her funny!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:53 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:50 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got her fired.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:41 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon it just me or is Ed Hardy and Affliction in an all out war with each other to make the douchiest t-shirt possible. These things are like 95% rhinestones and glitter, these shirts scream I touch myself when I watch Brokeback Mountain.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 20:27 by bunnyguts Comments (6)  

   messageicon You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid !!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:54 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon says "If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:19 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon ˙sƃuıɥʇ uo ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɹǝɥ ƃuıƃuɐɥɔ sı
←Rate | 10-16-2009 10:37 by BunnyGuts Comments (0)  

   messageicon a pessimist is an experienced optimist.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 10:27 by BunnyGuts Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:42 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 10:36 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


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