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   messageicon Helen Keller wrote 12 books and I just put my shirt on inside out.
←Rate | 10-18-2014 09:58 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop screaming, lady. All I said was 'this is how pornos start'. It's just elevator talk.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 08:40 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex with human, ok. Sex with cow, not ok. Grabbing cow titty, ok. Grabbing Karen in accounting's titty, not ok. Apparently.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 14:11 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
←Rate | 12-10-2013 20:31 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone tells me smoking is harmful, I throw my cigarette down and say "Serious? There, I've just quit! Quick let's go warn the others!
←Rate | 06-26-2011 08:47 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see debt people.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 12:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (1)  


   messageicon I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 07:17 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the origin to the phrase, "When the sh!t hits the fan," is one heck of a story.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 09:58 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Hulk just texted me a picture of a zucchini, I think?
←Rate | 08-04-2013 12:53 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate that disapproving look George Washington is giving me on the $1 bill. As if to say "You're making bad choices."
←Rate | 06-27-2011 20:27 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I watch this Spider walk across my floor, I wonder if his Spidey senses are telling him, he's f*cked
←Rate | 07-06-2011 21:16 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I lock my car, I always press the remote lock button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know that I MEAN BUSINESS.
←Rate | 10-07-2014 21:00 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon A minor typo has made me realize what an adorable thing it would be to have a significant otter.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 17:02 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only yoga stretch I have perfected is the yawn.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 12:05 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If smart phones were so smart they'd figure out a way to last longer than four hours.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 11:07 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does homeowner's insurance cover Kool-Aid Man damage?
←Rate | 06-22-2011 19:10 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is just better when you're laughing.
←Rate | 10-27-2013 13:02 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon just spent 30 minutes entering ridiculous symptoms into WebMD and it diagnosed me as having no life and being immature. Pshhh!
←Rate | 06-09-2011 12:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon What time does that rioting and looting reality show start tonight?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 19:50 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
←Rate | 10-27-2013 12:41 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  



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