Funny Status Message #153722

X Sex with human, ok. Sex with cow, not ok. Grabbing cow titty, ok. Grabbing Karen in accounting's titty, not ok. Apparently.
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←Rate | 10-20-2014 14:11 by Bobo the Chimp

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