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   messageicon Sometimes I call Domino's Pizza and order a pie. I ask them to repeat the order, then I say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99...please pull up to the first window."
←Rate | 09-02-2011 17:12 by AnnaMariaPastaFazoola Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q: Why are single women skinnier than married women? A: Single women go to the fridge, see nothing nice and then go to bed. Married women go to bed, see nothing nice and then go to the fridge.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 08:09 by AnnaMariaPastaFazoola Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls..You know that "amazing" man in your life? News flash...he's fooling you and you're just eating it up.
←Rate | 09-17-2011 15:58 by AnnaMariaPastaFazoola Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing I don't like about fat is that it doesn't have any sugar in it.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 08:14 by AnnaMariaPastaFazoola Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can think of no worse slam than to tell someone that they're a Jerry Springer Show gone bad.
←Rate | 09-24-2011 09:32 by AnnaMariaPastaFazoola Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's practice for the future: I'll trade you 2 rolls of toilet paper for a cup of sugar, a cup of flour and we switch places in this ridiculously long line.
←Rate | 11-08-2020 08:33 by AnnaMariaPastafazoola Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in doing things in a definitive manner. That being said, in the unlikely event I decide to do any looting, I'm going to loot a lute.
←Rate | 11-07-2020 07:46 by AnnaMariaPastafazoola Comments (0)  



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