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   messageicon If the mini skirt gets any shorter...women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, & a little more hair to comb"
←Rate | 04-09-2010 11:39 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon For every LIKE I receive. I shall drink one Jager-Bomb (Jagermeister + Redbull)
←Rate | 08-11-2010 14:14 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Pessimism is great, You are either always right or pleasently suprised.
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:26 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon just finished her first book!!! man, that was alot of coloring!!
←Rate | 03-16-2010 17:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:58 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon has just realized it doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full...either way it just means there is still room for more vodka!
←Rate | 10-15-2010 18:57 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon failure, is not falling down; but remaining where you have fallen.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 18:53 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored, and go for a stroll out through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
←Rate | 03-22-2010 01:20 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon it's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed & horny...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:42 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone changes their relationship status to "It's complicated." it always means that they don't know which hand to use...
←Rate | 10-08-2010 17:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight I'm leaving my sobriety at home, along with my indoor voice and any behavior that can be mistaken as 'ladylike'.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 19:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it werent for the gutter my mind would be homeless!!!
←Rate | 03-18-2010 16:41 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon CRAP.... look who's online..LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT....."Hey whats up?..s***!!
←Rate | 09-08-2010 01:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 00:26 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember you were once the fastest most victorious sperm in the bunch!!
←Rate | 09-18-2009 13:23 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of adding you to his to-do list.
←Rate | 08-22-2010 19:52 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?
←Rate | 11-15-2010 23:02 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Laundry, my old nemesis…so we meet again. And I see you have brought your sidekick, Dirty Dishes with you. Well played evil villian, well played.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. …
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:24 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon cigarettes are just like ferrets, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:04 by ANGELA Comments (0)  



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