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   messageicon You'll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you'll never lose women, chasing money.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:37 by Ak Comments (0)  

   messageicon People think I'm God... anywhere I go, they say "Oh God! You've come again..."
←Rate | 02-19-2010 02:11 by ak Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”
←Rate | 11-17-2011 14:18 by Ak Comments (0)  


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