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   messageicon I swear, its like EVERY payday I gotta spend money cause there's a birthday party to go to, a wedding, a baby shower, a new video game, a new stripper, something. Always something...
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:28 by AznSensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're short when you can see your feet in your driver's license!
←Rate | 09-20-2011 18:02 by AznSensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas.....the girl on the flyer is never at the club
←Rate | 02-02-2016 10:55 by aznsensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife says I dont listen to her or something like that.
←Rate | 08-12-2011 20:37 by aznsensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of waking up........................is going back to sleep!
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:18 by AznSensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Jehova Witness tried to tell me a "Knock Knock" joke, but got all mad cause I didn't answer him.
←Rate | 01-02-2013 20:22 by AZNSENSATION Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMFG!!!!! I almost went to the toilet without my phone!
←Rate | 01-02-2013 20:50 by AZNSENSATION Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Miley Cyrus wore a g-string, you'd still be able to see the string.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 00:56 by AznSensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's cold out when you see a hitch hiker with his hands in his pockets, and a big thumb on his shirt.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:16 by AznSensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon TOP 3 signs I need to lose weight this year.......3-The horse on my Polo shirt is real 2-When I take the elevator, I have to go down 1-A picture of me fell off the wall
←Rate | 01-02-2013 20:42 by AZNSENSATION Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 10yr old daughter says I'm nosey! Well........that's what she said in her diary.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:14 by AznSensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon That sh1tty moment when ur CapriSun doesn't have a straw.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:25 by AznSensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn this brotha is BLACK! Looking like 2:15 in the damn morning!
←Rate | 01-02-2013 20:28 by AZNSENSATION Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son got a Student of the Month award today. It wasn't his, but still...
←Rate | 02-02-2016 10:57 by aznsensation Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOOHOO! Passed my AIDS test! Got a 74%!
←Rate | 01-02-2013 20:36 by AZNSENSATION Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say when I dance, it looks like I'm looking for my keys.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 18:23 by AznSensation Comments (0)  



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