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   messageicon treat everyone as you would like to be treated... except in bed, "that" could be illegal in some countries or religions!
←Rate | 10-13-2010 04:17 by Arm Comments (0)  

   messageicon Arnold might not make a good dad... the whole "Hasta la vista baby" issue should have been the first clue!
←Rate | 05-23-2011 01:58 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's no premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!
←Rate | 10-18-2012 11:28 by Arm Comments (0)  

   messageicon that that tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
←Rate | 08-20-2013 03:11 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does this status update make me look fat?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 02:07 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon if cows could fly, would they all migrate to India?
←Rate | 09-02-2011 01:21 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon to those actresses who say they won't do nudity if it isn't important to the plot, they should do porn... there nudity IS the plot!
←Rate | 08-14-2011 00:06 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm bipolar, my boyfriend had me tested
←Rate | 01-14-2015 23:14 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon have you noticed that when somebody in a movie is told to look out the window they never go to the wrong one?
←Rate | 06-12-2011 05:10 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon That today a small kid dressed in diapers with a bow and arrow came knocking on my door and I turned the hose on him.... come to think about it I might be confusing Halloween with Valentine's Day!
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:52 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon all of mankind can be divided in two groups: morning people and those who want to kill morning people...guess for which one I'm cleaning and loading my gun!
←Rate | 05-07-2015 23:57 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon climbed a tree yesterday and fell... I've finally matured!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:41 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon 666: Some see it as evil, I see it as 3 six-packs!
←Rate | 12-03-2011 19:22 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon definition of work: activities carried out to maximize the time between two tantrums from my boss!
←Rate | 02-05-2015 12:00 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon a folder named SPAM... ironically none of the mails reference meat but most of them talk about wieners!
←Rate | 02-21-2015 22:04 by ARM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Luis Suarez has signed with barcelona for 70 million euros...that's a big bite out of the team's budget!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 11:05 by ARM Comments (0)  


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