zee Funny Status Messages

   When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

   First drink & people speak their mind, 2nd drink people speak their heart. 3rd drink & people speak from their ass

   : One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

   If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!

   You can never plan the future by the past.