tony Funny Status Messages

   I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B." tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?" She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King.

   Tony Romo tried to throw a celebration party but it got intercepted.

   Making moral decisions based on money will leave you emotionally poor.

   thinks, therefore I am...suffering from a headache!

   Come on people I don't think we are ready for a woman president!! I can't believe no ones asking her the important questions like can she cook!!!

   while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.

   dreamt he wrote the Lord of the Rings last night...seems I was just Tolkien in my sleep!

   a ring is round and never ends and that's how long that we'll be friends