tmp Funny Status Messages

   Anyone else thinking they should drop Mike Rice into North Korea, just to get the ball rolling already?

   I wonder if Halloween is like a night off for prostitutes, since so many women are dressed like that, who can tell who's the real deal?

   To this day the clown in Poltergeist creeps me out

   Happy Mother's Day & Everyday to all the Moms out there.

   just saw Eclipse and can't believe it took 3 movies (and 2 actresses) to kill off that b*tch Victoria! And Jacob - get a clue, you stalker!

   waiting to be blown by Irene ... I wonder if she swallows :)

   And the Hedonist of the Year award goes Charlie Harper, who couldn't be with us tonight. Accepting the award on his behalf is Charlie Sheen. Oh, wait ... what's the difference? =p