tc Funny Status Messages

   For me to go insane would be such a slight change that I don't think anybody would notice...

   Those who do not understand me fear me. Those who do understand me fear for themselves...lol

   "America has no greater friend than Great Britain" ~ George Bush

   I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake.

   Even if they don't win any medals, at least Team USA can be guaranteed victory in future ugly sweater contests.

   Instead of turning my clock ahead an hour tonight... I'm gonna turn my clock ahead about 6 hours. I will wake up feeling refreshed thinking I slept in late but still will have a full day ahead of me... WINNING!!!!

   Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.

   Ok... the first little fat flying dude that comes near me with a bow and arrow is gonna get smacked with a fly swatter...

   I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker... This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...

   OK...it is very important that when it is time to set your clocks ahead to make sure someone didn't already do it before you got there...it's been a long day already

   I think the grammatically correct way to describe my current Christmas disposition would have to be "present tense".

   I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.

   off to Mamby Pamby land for some self-confidence...

   thankful for everyone celebrating Thanksgiving...to only true American Christian holiday. God bless you all!