sam k Funny Status Messages

   The definition of a beautiful woman to me is the one who loves me,,,

   The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

   Honk if you love God, text while driving if you want to meet him...

   Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink... But if you must lie, lie in the arms of you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death., and if you must drink, drink in the moments that takes your breath away....

   Will you be my future ex girlfriend?

   Beauty is why God invented eyeballs.., and your booty is why God invented my balls...