remy911 Funny Status Messages

   North Korea is becoming like that one person on your friends list that always threatens to close their FB account from lack of attention.

   Feeling Bored? Post a status on Facebook that says " Hillary Clinton 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.

   asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

   I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!

   If I cut you off and didn't tell you why. That means I lost all respect for you and you don't even deserve an explanation.

   "Its my money and I need it now" I just wanna smack the sh*t out of J.G Wentworth!!!!

   wow, already December? Time flies when you've been drunk since March

   Some people should not have been given the ability to talk and breathe at the same time

   We prayed for France and Lebanon now let's take a moment of silence and Pray for Ronda Rousey 🙏🏼🙏🏼

   I hope we have a good weekend before the end of the world !!

   I don't know what Ash Wednesday is, but you've got some sh*t ok your forehead

   I dont do Drugs, I am Drugs

   Snow is herpes of the weather