remy Funny Status Messages

   So Walmart securty didn’t see this Mofo coming in from the parking lot with a Ak-47 ? But they wanna see a receipt for some water!

   The Lion King is the best way that people from Michigan can see a group of Lions come together and win

   My niece asked me, who is that ugly girl on American Idol? I said her name is Steven Tyler

   Rip to the driver that died with Paul Walker that no once cares about because he wasn't famous,

   Kate Gosselin had a garage sale , she did good.... she has 3 kids left.

   Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!

   If weed is ever legalized, I cant wait to see the commercials.

   Egyptians Gone Wild

   How come everyone post their problems when 2:00am comes, but nobody post how horny they are.

   o═════<()¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤øº♪ ♫ ♪. 90 min of this annoying crap.

   Sleeping is putting a restraining order against me, I have to pay for my dreams support.