raman911 Funny Status Messages

   The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look

   Remember me in your Prayers like you do in your Gossips.

   Dear problems..plz gimme a discount..I'm your regular customer

   Somewhere out there, is an English teacher waiting 4 school to reopen so that she can give students an essay topic how I spend my lockdown

   The world changed in 1 month 4rm Feb 14 : "Will you be my valentine?" to Mar 14 : "Will you be my quarantine?

   The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on

   3 wks in lockdown widout sugar n aerated drinks.no dairy, bakery items or caffeine! I feel great! No alcohol, fried items 2 hr home workout everyday. Lost 14 Kgs & gained muscle mass!! no idea whose status this was but I decided to copy

   The buttons on my jeans have started Social Distancing from each other.

   Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after sum1 had blown on it..Good times

   Dear Tummy, do I have tell you separately.its a lockdown. Stay in

   Once this corona tension is over....will take 7 days break and rest at home.

   A Girl commented on my post, a guy replied, she replied again n they were abt 2 fall in Love so I deleted d post.

   Yesterday, accompanied my wife to the Louis Vuitton showroom and was shocked to find that..My salary was printed on a shoe !!

   Alcohol can cause Depression..Particularly, when you run out of it

   Wats d difference between Las Vegas n Wuhan..wat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas