quirkysally Funny Status Messages

   Took my hubby to the ER last night with one of those four hour erections. All the doctor did was high five him!

   I'll pretty much sleep with anyone on the first date if their emails have good spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

   Just remembered I still have a game of hide and seek going on from the forth grade... I hope he's okay!?

   The hospitals are running low on plasma and need donations. Aren't those pretty expensive TVs for a hospital's budget?

   So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?