myke Funny Status Messages

   Ya know, people use to come to Facebook to air their dirty laundry...Now they're coming here to air themselves eating laundry pods...The irony!!

   The only time to lower expectations is 30 minutes before the bar closes

   One nation...over weight...with high fructose corn syrup for all!

   I'm pretty sure that the demise of dinosaurs was because they were driving hybrids.

   everybody..we all just need to chip in and buy195,249,054 powerball tickets that has every single number combination and we win.