joedaddy Funny Status Messages

   It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans.

   I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

   If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place.

   Sometimes I cover myself in vasoline and pretend I'm a slug.

   Ask Romney to name the ramen flavors since he knows the struggle.

   You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

   going downtown to throw snowballs at random pedestrians in an,attempt to make a couple friends who understand what I'm going through.

   A man came to my door and asked if I would make a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

   balloons are so weird. "happy birthday, here's a rubber sack of my breath."