jenger98 Funny Status Messages

   makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.

   Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.

   In California, we don't throw our garbage away. We turn it into reality TV shows.

   How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

   yikes, that Rolling Stone has gathered some moss.

   I just met a very nice man who said he loves children. Then I found out he was on parole for it.

   I can't listen to "Right Now" by Van Halen anymore, because all I can think of is Crystal Clear Pepsi.