j dubb Funny Status Messages

   Just when you think you got the answer...someone changes the question.

   school and life are similar in a way. In school, you learn a lesson and then take a test. In life, you come across a test that teaches you a lesson.

   Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

   don't think you're on the right road just because it is a well beaten path

   about the time we make ends meet, someone moves the ends.

   going insane in sane places.

   if I can't be skinny....then please make all my friends fat!!

   No one needs a vacation more than the person who just had one.

   if you expect me stop dreaming...I'd give up. If you expect me to give up...I'd stop dreaming. ;-)

   playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.~

   may not be suitable for young adults