guest-TJ Funny Status Messages

   “Erectile Dysfunction” is such a harsh term. Why not just call it “Sleepy Peepee?”

   I’m about to eat gas station breakfast.....tell my family that I love them.

   asks if what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....... then why did my new wife follow me home????

   Ugh!! My wife sent me to Walmart to get feminine products and I’ve been walking around for 45 mins...I’m starting to think Wal-Mart doesn’t sell mops....

   Anyone know how many calories you burn an hour scrolling on Facebook?

   FYI....If you are one of those who like the strong silent type....then you're gonna just love my farts!!

   Why has Skittles taken over everyones Facebook profile pictures???

   Trump For President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

   Happy Father's Day, God!

   My mind is telling me yes‎ But my body My body's telling me no...Me waking up for work every morning! ‎

   The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club....

   R.I.P to any girl that looks at Ronda Rousey's man the wrong way

   Liking on Facebook is definitely an addiction for some

   Lebron flashes his pen*s on live TV and all of the sudden all straight guys turn gay and are running to see it

   What is an acceptable age to give a kid a Facebook account as a birthday present?