cindy Funny Status Messages

   Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out but the only way I can shut the B*tch up is with cookies.

   Go ahead 'like' my day!

   If you're good looking and you know it click the 'LIKE' button.

   I think Kid's Lemonade Stands would make more money if they started selling Mike's Hard Lemonade

   With the "You've Won The Nigerian Lottery" to these "Libido Sex Pill Enhancer" emails I should be leading quite the life.

   FYI: No, I'm not feeling violent.... I'm feeling creative with weapons

   If God had wanted Mexicans to rule the world he wouldn't have invented Tequila ~ Happy Cinco De Mayo

   If at first you don't succeed drink lots of Margaritas and blame that on your inadequacies.

   put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!