brandy Funny Status Messages

   how many people have gone to bed so angry with someone you've pretended to have a nightmare, just so you can roll over and punch them in the head

   There's a distinct difference between power walking for fitness and power walking because you have to use the bathroom

   Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth

   Some people were dropped as a baby, but then there's some that were clearly thrown at the wall

   I think I may have misunderstood my boss when she told me that she loved seeing me hard at work

   Roses are red, violets are blue. after today, I need a xanex or 2..

   If you ever get caught sleeping on the job..... slowly raise your head and say "in Jesus name, amen".