anon Funny Status Messages

   A homeless guy asked me for money today and I thought, sure, he’s probably just gonna spend it on booze and cigarettes. Then I remembered, that’s what I was gonna do, so we walked to the store together.

   If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!

   It doesn't matter what subject Adele will write her tracks about, all her songs sound like she's singing about cheeseburgers

   The next pay it forward status I see I'm going to respond Hopefully we barely know each other and they live really really far away. Take that stranger. I want cookies delivered to my door.