XBbios Funny Status Messages

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   Around here you don't lose your girl, you just lose your turn ..

   I drove so bad today that the voice from sat-nav said " pull over I want to get off"

   My new hobby is Ice Sculpting... yesterday I made a cube

   Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.

   I had to fill in some online forms and when I typed in my date of birth out of the sudden al the "meet hot single in your area " changed to " Mature Dating " (",)

   condoms please; --need a bag?; --no need, this time she's not that ugly

   Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go!

   The status you are trying to read cnnot be wiewed from your current country or location.

   My imaginary friend is bullying me !! (o.0)

   I've got tickets to see that new Irish rapper. Jay Zus

   I am dreaming to became rich...just like my father..."is your father rich?" ...no! he is dreaming too

   I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance

   Oh ! The first page popped up when I typed "childbirth " on Google was "durex"!!!

   How do we know who really won the Chinese Civil War?

   People told me I need to go out more often!But the true is I need to shut up more often !

   The hurricane Sandy is Not available in your country ! We are sorry for the inconvenience.