Thrasher Funny Status Messages

   You know your tired when your alarm doesn't wake you up straight away, instead it just blends into your dream

   I want a doorbell that makes the sound of someone knocking on the door.

   Could I borrow your face for Halloween?

   Have you heard about the new movie, 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet.

   Beware of Alphabet Grenades. If you throw them, it could spell disaster.

   How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...

   I bought a dog once. Named him Stay. "Come here, Stay." He's insane now.

   When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead

   Necrophilia, puts the fun in funeral