TZ Funny Status Messages

   A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

   MLIA view Today, one of my friends said to me if you say "Gullible" really slow, it sounds like ice cream. I said "Ice Cream" really slow and then I said, "Wow! It does!" He responded with, "No, you're supposed to say gullible slowly." And I reply with,

   Two plus two is five given very large quantities of two.

   You know you're in trouble if your doctor smirks as you sign a contract.

   If you're paddling upstream in a canoe at 56 liters per day, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!! :D

   I like to just hang around the playground, watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.

   Have you even seen an airplane landing without wheels? I never knew legs could kick that fast.