Sumeet Funny Status Messages

   A woman will always forgive & forget......But she'll never let you forget that she has forgiven & forgotten...

   The teacher asked students to write an essay on 'If I were a Millionaire'. All students started writing except lil John. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" I'm waiting for my secretary,

   Truth of life - Mother`s tears hit your heart and wife`s tears hit your pocket.

   Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.

   When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

   According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

   90% of married men cheat on their wives in the US.....the rest go to thailand

   Written outside a temple:Why should we beleive in GOD?because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE

   I have a blackbelt in Karate.Its not that iam good at it,its just I never wash it..

   While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

   Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife

   I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

   Three stages of marriage:1st Mad for each other, 2nd made for each other, 3rd mad because of each other.